Fake Band Names
Almost every week, we have a “Fake Band Names” segment on Music in Your Shoes. Usually it’s at 9pm ET, but sometimes it can be a bit later. Italicized and indented band names mean they’ve been said on air.
PARENTAL ADVISORY: FOR MANY BAND NAMES
Updated March 31, 2019
Saucepot
The Kissing Fingers
The Kiss and Never Tells
Acid on the Internet
The Internet on Acid
Wilted Carrots
The Go-aheads
Your Evening Bathrobe
Los Second Dos
Washable Peanuts
Custody Battle(s)
Pyroglyphics
A Sigh of Bacon
Equitable Steel
Soy Toiletry
Salt Temple Pellets
Trees on Lights
Milk Sticks to My Hair
Table 40
Venin
Impatient Unit
Heart Shit [said on air after 10pm]
The High Kids
Signature: Demolition
Chorizo
The Shite Wipes
Singood
Gunk Sphere
OT40Oh
The Sublimations
Spike(d) Nuts
Abandonment Suits Locker
Yoghurt
High Cube
Whineberries
Wines and Veeds
The Limpets
Limpnodes
Bot Urgent
Pinky Promises to Bitches
Choices for Voices
Mutant Fingers [DJ AC’s son, Ben, trying to say “minifigure”]
Magnus Bitch
Pinky Swear
Muted Fun
Hellbender
Weird Sauce
Fit Brains
Old Men from Montreal
TheRapisT
Beat Leaves
Livid Condition
War Drops
Cold Beers
Hashident
Smell Buds
Black Tea Shirts
The Broken Signs
Adult Torso
Mute Controller
Sammy Danish Jr.
Cameraflage
Disinfectant Wife
Loves Eat
Dick Herniation [from Late Night with David Letterman]
Free Cremation [from Late Night with David Letterman]
Gravid
Full Frontal
Cheese Gold
Witfull Banter
Cosmic Karaoke
Buenas Chicas
Unnecessary Peevil
Fog Area
Empty Co-worker
Freen
Clvrs
The Payloaders
Pig Dogs
Ovarballeries
Itchy Prick
Sticks & Steals
Ex Rays
Phone Rape
Mother Nature’s a Bitch
Co So No
The Door Jams
That’s Pretty Goo
Canadian Head
Liver Teens
Angry Doctors
Liquid Plans
Condom Juices
Jerk to Inflate
Urine Stain
Modern Fireproof Bush
Citizenshit [said on air after 10pm]
Egghole
Armpit Rubber
Octopiss [said on air after 10pm]
Discathlon
Camel Meal
Skin Neck Titty
Goodshit Lollifuck [said on air after 10pm]
Quad Combo Riser
Fire and Dangerous Things
The Dirty O’s
The Ascendents
Frog Toads [Elizabeth]
Ash Fault
Multicolored Umbrella
Monugents
Descriptive Porn
Devil Make Hair
Dalliances
Pussy Willow
Modus Part
The American Australian Pink Floyd [Harry]
Uber Logical
Religious Food Court
Valley Strays
(There’s) Lots of Dicks (Out There)
Trader Jew’s
Tuna Fart
Tall Asian
Hoe’s Feathers
Trader Hoe’s
Sociol
Lipstick Sugar
Los Awful
Nechtology
Dogspeed
cl0ck
Man Spread
Last Clean
Booger Burrows
Midnight Fish
Asbestos We Can
Vegetarian Sushi Burger
Gas Killer Dynamite
Polish Yellow Pages
Killer Stiff
Flower Salad
Lucille Deflated Balls
Evil Sign
The Almond Butters
The Value of Lice
At Fake Value
The Deltoids
Skid Rope
Actors Are Real People Too
Goodman Goddamn
Useless Fax
Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter
Convertible Cats
Salad Cream
Fish Fool
Resin Evil
The Real Tragedy of Lice
Random Compass
The Skinks
Real Live
Flonation
BSD
Tainted Bagel [Brian]
STD Speedwagon [Harry]
Boneless Cannolis [Harry]
Hairy Pothead
Butthole Opener
Alternative Motive
Seeds Not Pits
Pees Not Shits [said on air after 10pm]
Seedy Mouthfeel
Boob Dibs
Meow or Never [Lacie – illustrator at Molten Java]
Vomit Comet [Dave from The Red Hots]
Hobo Orgy [Dave]
Anal Fortnight [Dave]
Cheesecloth Revolution [Dave]
Underwear Telekinesis [Dave]
Statutory Grape [Dave]
Cayone Cahonas
Gender Monotony [Harry, inspired by Gender Mutiny’s name]
Hobo Kin
Mixture of Me
Post-cum
Meanderthal
Happy Art
The Penultimates
Cowboy Ninja Snake Rape [Donny from Zen Dudes and the Universe]
John Titty Melon Clamps [Dave]
Hair Utter
Elevator Abyss
Binge & Purge [Harry’s folk duo idea]
Swamp Juice
Asshole Nation [Harry]
Idiot Juice
Infrequent Ingestion
Dads of Destiny
Black Cock Chrysalis
Circle Jerk of Power
Cold Turkey Hobos
Zoosperm
Happy Birthday CLINT [Harry]
Worm Hair
Joe Paton With Hair
Aftergirth
Brain Chord
Acid Angels
Gothic Sunshine [Pete]
Toilet Fuel [DJ AC’s daughter, Elizabeth]
High Drilla
PyroTourettes
Musical Intake
Vampire Dairies
Closed Legs
Heat Warped [DJ AC’s brother, ARDJB]
Chowbaby [Harry]
Earcicle
Naked Reagan
Phantom Pain
The Phantom Limbs
Blue Polar Bears [Elizabeth]
Liver Performance
Hopeless Dreamers
Dopeless Schemers
Copycat Power
Queen Lataffy [Elizabeth]
Roller Coaster Holocaust [ARDJB]
Marcarlos
Bog Line [DJ AC’s mom, DJ Babcia]
Iggy Pipe [DJ Babcia]
Poppa Joe Roach
Petty Poop [Elizabeth]
El Cheapo
Changing Rainbows
Type 1 Fracture
Toes to Nose
FDR and the New Deals [Emmet]
The Something or Others
Whatever Disco [Elizabeth]
Venom Machine [Elizabeth]
Fake Estate
Kitty Style
Nocturnal Transmissions [Harry]
Country Rave
Big Germs
Chocolate Liver
Dead Moss [Ben]
Device Whips
Rolling Stoned
Handsome Fury
Bread Pilot
The Pawns
Losingest
Motherfuzzer
Black Eyed Keys [Becky Kessler from Violent Mae]
Best Bleeding Man
Curtain Twitcher [song by YAK]
Sharp Ages
BBY SDA
Blood Sweat
Garmuddle [ARDJB]
Quick Lick [Jan the Woman]
Bladder’s Funeral
Chowbaby [Harry]
Unarmed Boobies
Stockholder Syndrome
Marine Orgasms
Man of Thunderclap Newman
Yeehaw Yeehaw Yeehaws [play on Yeah Yeah Yeahs]
Hulk Whore
Whore Shoes
Clam Rays
Imperial Punk
Electric Lights [Elizabeth heard “electrolytes”]
No Young
Cat Dildos
Old Habits Die Hardly
Neil Fu Young [Harry]
Swine Glass
Pasta la Vista
Pelvic Amnesia
Shituation [said on air after 10pm]
Full Metal Jackass
Sweat Tooth
Nellie Fritatta
The Intolerable Acts
Gimcracks
Snot Rocket [Seth Meyers talking to Beth Behrs]
Turn Around, Don’t Drown [weather advisory for flash floods]
Hitler’s Grave [from a spam email]
Abra Cadaver [Iced Ink song]
Lesbian Express
Bulge Rot [Erin incorrectly saying Bilge Rat, an actual band]
The Yeasty Boys [Harry]
Tetanus Racket
Apricunts
Apricocks
Random Banana [Elizabeth]
Foxymoron [Elizabeth]
Enema Energy
Weird Hobby
Weird Blood
Psychotic Reaction [from the movie, Singles]
Love or Confusion [also from Singles]
Rotcar
Skunk Fart
Smiles Per Gallon [inspired by lyrics in QTY’s “Rodeo”]
Cattle Goo
Wolf Buddy
Reese’s Penis [said on air after 10pm]
Aerohead [Elizabeth]
Stereo Cough
Frogteeth
Booger Goober
The All Kitten Bongo and Therimin Band
Fish Boobies [Elizabeth said “fish bowl beads” re: slime]
Salchow’s Milk
Whore Punk
Rhino Cirrhosis
Hunger Cells
Survival Jag
Subsex
Stiff Noodle
Fart Nachos [Elizabeth said “fart notches”]
Known Immortal Soloist
Meatloafers
Flaming Seeds
Extra Teeth [Cool J]
Bone Chiller [from spam]
Windjammer [slack chat at AC’s work]
Crusted MILF
Sport Scar
Genetically Modified Orgasms
Alemint
Angry Doctors
Killer Stiff
Evil Sign
Powerfuel
Guilty Trip
Fart Goblin [one translation of “Pumpernickel”]
Head Cleaner
Pet Debauchery
Royal Jelly [from Trivial Pursuit]
Arabicat
Shitshat
